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Valentine's Day

from I Can Smell The Asparagus by the stragglers

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Well I bought her a dozen tulips
Just to put my hands upon her hips
It was the best dance of my life
It was the best dance of my life

Then I bought her a pink dalilah
Hoping my paws would unclip that bar
It was the best day of my life
It was the best day of my life

Let's make this Valentines last a little longer
It's quite romantic if join you in the shower
I often fantasize about your little sister
I pray to god she didn't gain weight in the winter

I bought her gladiolus
Just to see her areolas
It was the best month of my life
It was the best month of my life

Then I bought her a lovely red rose
Just to see her crotchless panty hose
It was the best year of my life
It was the best year of my life

Let's make this Valentines last a little longer
It's quite romantic if join you in the shower
I often fantasize about your little sister
I pray to god she didn't gain weight in the winter

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from I Can Smell The Asparagus, released November 25, 2022

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People keep telling us we need to play more shows. We're so sorry. We didn't realize there are rules to playing in a punk band hahahaa

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