Well they told me to look for a girl with more money than brains
He said sex was overrated
Cash the winning ticket
Jump on the train
I barely made it this far
My decision making's terrible
This temperature just makes it too hard
I'll keep my options open
I'll be patient waiting for an escape

Yeah they told me to look for a girl with more money than brains
I found what I was looking for
It turned out she was twice my age
I picked her up in a bar
I joked you fell on purpose
Just so you could be in my arms
I was sold after she told me a storm heard her prayers

I know that all my friends are making fun of me
My sides are splitting in two
My perspective keeps on changing every minute we're exchanging views
I hope your dreams come true too

Yeah they said if it's love
Set her free and she'll come back to you
I just don't think I'll feel the same for something that is older and used
Don't worry I've got plans
I'm spreading propaganda many children ruin the land
Blame it on your premature ejaculation again

Yeah I know that's it love cause she would break a hip to help plant a tree
My friends still think it's funny if her money helps to clean up the sea
It seems we're growing apart
I have a funny feeling that you're gonna have a big change of heart
Mother Nature's pissed
She's gonna rip right through to make a fresh start

I know that all my friends are making fun of me
My sides are splitting in two
My perspective keeps on changing every minute we're exchanging views
I hope your dreams come true too

I know that all my friends are making fun of me
But it's too good to be true
Recall my goal to try escaping that I sang from the beginning

I know that all my friends are making fun of me
My sides are splitting in two
My perspective keeps on changing every minute we're exchanging views
I hope your dreams come true too
I hope your dreams come true too
I hope your dreams come true too